What is wrong with the schools

What is wrong with the schools?!

I dun hate school, i am okie with studying and exams cos too bad i cant run away from them and they are necessaties, but why do they always have to come with useless purposeless boring, complete waste of time activities like orientation and cca. Cca, i still can tolerate, if they are not ridiculous time waster, which unfortunately most are....
the worst is orientation, please lar....the idea is so stale and lame and boring n i stress it again 'complete waste of time'
y muz all schools start with orientation..fine if it's one day and what they do is with feasible purpose,fine lor,but all they do is cheer cheer cheer, play the same old stupid games, campfire....
go one time, fine...2nd time fine...but me ler...how many times liao.....when i enter new school, when i enter some stupid cca, when every new year starts and ccas have to have orientation for newbies....walau....
ice-breaking??? please lor...many other better ways mar......
okie lar,some ppl may like, then they go lar...dun force ppl like me go lor....
like aj...orientation lasted for 3 days from morning till about 6....to make sure we dun run away in the middle of those tortorous hours, they confiscate ourez link cards so we cant go anywhere....

so...school is openning soon, and i will be a newbie, so...orientation...they call it orientation WEEK ....week ler..last time in Ajc, 3 days bue tahan liao...now..1 whole week....dunno how lar...
Heard they are going to do flag day as one of their so called highlights....damn!!!!!!!!
okie lar, for charity, but please lor..flag day.....at least last time in Aj, our charitable activity was collecting unwanted stuffs from house to house, sold to karang ghuni n the $ we donated...see...so much better.....i was quite happy actually...100x better than flag day..pls lor, charity is good, but how many of the poor students in s'pore who had done flag day b4 actually enjoy it....but i heard only lar...dunno they are really gonna do it or not...but the point is ONE WHOLE WEEK, relly have to go mer....
so, i am now working in nus, then when i am out of office, along the way, i can hear a few bunch of irritating, seem-to-be-student people wearing same coloured t shirts cheering n cheering n screaming, shrieking.....aaargghhhh..mus be one of those early, set-up-by-students orientation activity lor...... walau..getting on my nerve...thinking i most prob will be stuck in the same situation soon in august...

y....they cannot just let us peacefully study,just go to class, go to lab, go to lectures and take exam.....why mus bother with very irritating purposeless things....why........all i want is to study, to get out of the school n get the degree...tats it....i am like this one what,no life,cannot mer....i dun wan to be active with school activities which i dun like...things i like i dun mind,but too bad no such thing in school.......

Back

Back

I have no better title,yah.so..back...hahaha, change blog skin again,complete it in the office today, not because i have no work,too free, i just dont have the drive to work...so 3/4 of my job today was spent blogging, surfing net..huahahaha...n i sit right behind so nobody can see unless they love me too much n come to my desk, of coz lar, if i hear somebody coming then i will switch to ms word doc....
my dream is to make a series of blog skin on different colour themes..yayyy how cool is that...i have orange one, n white n brown one,n i have been trying to make green one,green is the coolest colour...but i cannot find the colour hex for the shades of green that i like...So yah,my current skin become this shitty green...just like my office cubicle(sounds like toilet, but they call it that way)....green....too much work given to me until i forget what they are and i feel as if i have nothing much to do when in actual fact i still have many tasks pending....
n i wan to change the pic too, to nicer n cooler ones,not this low budget daft vader doodlings..if i remember....

Talking about work....everyday i board 33 bus from the SGH bus stop to work then..everyday i see this gal, mid 20s maybe 30s, woooa so gorgeous, so slender so tall, her fashion style,actually working clothes lar, is nothing too elaborate but cool...look so elegant, the way she does her hair..the way she walk n carry herself, like a model,no, i think better n more natural...models, their faces are black....but not her obviously...if only i have a digital camera...no cannot, too obvious, if only i have functional hp camera...
then there is this another guy...he is among those detest-ful ppl who hog up the bus stop space everyday when they are waiting for their 'provided transport' (they are not waiting for sbs bus so how dare them make use of the bus stop n take up my sitting, even standing place), from the look of their bus, think they are monkeys from Biopolis...
back to the guy, he is ang moh, face is lousy but his body..ou my god....so...dunno how to describe...just imagine what's underneath those clothes,hiehiehie...not too muscular type lar...that will be scary..but ou...nice body...
aiyoh..i sound like somekind of bian tai bisexual pervets....or am i???O.OU......Yeah,as long as they can give me pleasure who cares whether ca-bo or da-bor, muahahahahahaha..hahahahhaa................muahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Anyway i want my digicam n mp3 player...too bad it's nt xmas....
School is starting in 1 month time, so depressed...8++months holiday soooooo shuang but over so fast....
have my medical check up yesterday....wot a un-thorough check up....
next thing i know i will have to decide my major and matriculate myself....
and 'plong!!!' back to school...uuuurgggghhhhh.....

blogging

Blogging...

The thing about blogging is, my hype towards it dies off fast...but then later after sometime, i feel like it again..dunno how long this blog will last....
y i started a blog? cos everyone else did it, n i wanted to try how was it lar...
me counted as nooot bad....since i still post now n then, like now....y i hardly post, i got nothing much going on in my life...maybe i should start writting about some phylosophical (correct spelling?) stuffs like some other serious bloggers, but too bad, my brain is too simple, not advanced enough...did i spell 'writting' correctly? Got double 'l'?
most ppl i know, or at least those whose sites i visit, got bored of blogging looong time ago.....
from wot i remember---->those inactive: kei,farah, jeff,glen,bx,liam,kj,suresh
semi active: ah pek,dev,rt
active: siu2,serene, marcus
see......
been inactive since may2005--- ferri
april2005---glen
jan2005----kei
dec2004------liam,suresh
sep2004 ----winner......jeffry..

looking at my frens list, so pathetic hor, loner lar me....
so ppl, anybody, gal n boy, old n young, pervert or normal.....come to me....i need more social life...get me out of this hermit like existance....
oei, am i really that bad??
guess so lor.....
why like that ar....
cos i m boring...i am arh?
aaarghhh,yaaaa, i m a boring person...
mundane...just add in so i can sound more englishly-abled
heeeeeelp.......

wet siah...think straight

wet siah..think straight.....

wet wet morning
rain soooooo heavy
smelly sulphur
soaked slippers
soaked pants
no, this is not a poem or wotsoever, obviously,
stupid rain...
i dun like rain...
because of rain, my after-so-long-then-finally-have willpower was killed just like that...
i finally made my mind very solid to run/jog/exercise/start healthy lifestyle on last sunday morning, i wanted to run from outram to tiong bahru, nt that far i know, but very good for me liao.....
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt, the stupid rain had to come on that sunday morning, y nt the day b4 or the day after....
then today rain again....i have to sit in the office with wet cold soaked pants....maybe i am too stupid to know there is such thing as short version of long pants,wtf....darn...

i need fuel, not raw fuel, i think by now i already gt excess....i need processed fuel, refined one, i lack, can somebody who got too much of it just spare some to me...need the drive....otherwise i may be a loser like what i am now forever...n ever....n ever..n ever...n ever...

what do i want?

so...wot do i want to do in life...i dunno...
i wanna be a doctor, i wanna be a police, i wanna be a businessman...nah...those are during the good old times when i was still wot? ten?...i wan to be this, i want to be that....back then, anything that i want to be, seemed exciting and possible....n genuinely i want to be all those that i want to be....even till now....but, when ppl ask me now....i said i dunno altho inside my head, those words 'doc, police,etc' appear, not now lar...
when you grow up the whole picture changes, everything becomes more gloomy, more unreachale

class outing

class outing....

so yesterday was my class outing, surprisingly everyone turned up except for chelsia, farah n hl..very good liao...so we ate at suntec mache...sooo nt worth the $ man, cost me $9.20 w/o drink...vincent paid for the drink..hehehe if next time go out to eat mus try to buy food wit him,maybe he will pay again...call me giam siap n cheapskate, cos i am....i ate in a food outlet sometime ago, actually, quite long time ago, same thing as mache, we muz get the food ourselves n carry the card around..i tot that's mache...but no, that place is better than mache, obviously, the food n the price..haiz but dunno wat's the place called....
being honest here, it's quite a waste of time actually, as i expected, only manage to tok to several usual ppl, since the beginning our class was kinda divided, not complaining, juz stating the fact..y waste of time? after eating, cant decide where to go, ended up waiting for sooooooooooooo long jus waiting for a bowling lane...
so kwanyee decided to take up the offer in hk university, so yup, she is going there in early august, she said it's kinda life long tingy, she is gonna take up the citizenship there....so yah, most probably..i can predict the future....no more class outing, ever again, cos it was her who organised everytime, i guess....so kwanyee, i will see her in msn then....
speaking about class outing...i went back to aj last friday to collect my cert with serene n kei...who else....i met chelsia, so qiao...she went back to school during for some holiday class..then i also met my beloved maths teacher, my mr yong.. i nearly couldnt take my cert cos i stupidly nv bring my ic n my idiotic sis lost my precious, limited-editioned ez card....woa, lucky met him..he said he would be my guanrantor...woooaaaaaaaaa mr yong...i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv
you....honestly, i like mr yong, altho he didnt do anything in class, we didnt tok, he scolded me...dunno lar..he is so funny...his action n cant-be-understood jokes are funny, nice old man...i think....aniwae, aj changed..not much..add more study tables n canteen tables...n more staffs....good old aj......i nv liked it...couldnt wait to get out...but still...good old aj..........

woa..

woa....



cool ashtray.....

Ridiculous true stuffs

Ridiculous true stuffs...........

News has it that a new way of torture has been invented in the Guantanamo prison....heard it from the radio...heard it's very brutal....
So, it's like this....obviously the poor captive has been subjected to tormenting experience....
the US/ang moh millitant/prison guard/interrogator 'in English???: Give us what we want and we'll go easy on you!
the Iraqi/Arab prisoner/terrorist suspect 'in English???: No!!! (panting,breathing so xing ku)
the US/ang moh millitant/prison guard/interrogator: No????!
the Iraqi/Arab prisoner/terrorist suspect: NOooooo.......(sounding almost chocked)
the US/ang moh millitant/prison guard/interrogator: Give it to him again!
radio/hifi system/com speaker(i think): What a gal wants, what a gal needs...whatever makes me happy sets you free....
the Iraqi/Arab prisoner/terrorist suspect: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aaaaaaarggggghhhhhhhhhhhh................*%$#@*(J*(^&@*******!!!!!!!! Aaaargggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
meanwhile, the radio/hifi system/com speaker continues: What a gal wants, what a gal needs....
the Iraqi/Arab prisoner/terrorist suspect: AAaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh.......(mouth foaming.....)

Yup, Christina Aguilera's 'What A Gal Wants' song has been used as the latest and most sophisticated tools of mental torture in the notorious prison...Or is it only this song??? I think any of her songs such as the super noise pollutant 'Genie in a Bottle' will be as lethal too....Good job Christina! You have played your part for your country......excellent example of patriotism...



Onto another thing....
Found this on some site:

You Know You're Indonesian When....

Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day. You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to gourmet food. You talk during a movie. You eat fried rice in the morning. You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap or Levi's. You don't think Jim Carrey is funny. You think Onky Alexander is a hunk. You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan. You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel. Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000 embarrasses you. You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick. You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and tempe. You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas". You are very good at avoiding potholes and other road hazards. Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal. You think Supermi is a staple food. You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone. You have ever successfully bribed a police officer. You have ever successfully bribed a customs officer. You do your shopping in Singapore. Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are. You have ever legally bought pirated software. You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45. You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler. You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has. You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels. You realized that money is everything before you were six. The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet". Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a train. Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free. You don't mind people being late. You think standing in line is a waste of time. You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera. You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end. You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart. You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles. Your daily conversation may include enactments of TV commercials. You have ever consulted a dukun. Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it. You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the questions. You like the smell of terasi. You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl. You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/badminton birdies. You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard. You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels. You miss your maid during laundry day. Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away. You attend weddings only until you are done eating. You have attended weddings that you are not invited to. You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins. You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie". You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table. You make major decisions based on gengsi. You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances. Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar. You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate. When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing. You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations. You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible. You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house. You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood. Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires, etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough. You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your Toyota Kijang. If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12 kilometers with a liter of gas. You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter. You have your drivers license at the age of 14. You got it without any driving tests. You are unfamiliar with electric stove. You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens. If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri. If you've graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one. If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good" family, and the most importantly good looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan. You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!

Too bad they dun have singaporean one.............hiieeeeeeeeee...............................some, most are true ler.................